Happy Thanksgiving
A friend of mine will be spending the holiday with his extended family in New York. All guests have been told to abide by two strict household rules:
1. NO DAIRY PRODUCTS!
2. NO RED FOOD!
Edict number one is meant to accommodate a member of the family who desires a kosher meal. Edict number two is designed to prevent stains on the family’s white carpet and couches.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, no matter how crazy “yours” might be.

