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13 Comments on "First Words That Come to Mind #4"
Ray:
Employee of the Month
Ray:
“Look at me! Haw haw haw haw! I go in to get a mugshot, a MUGSHOT! ME! TOM DELAY! Haw haw haw. What a riot! Wouldja look at that smirk on my face! See that smirk? Man, I could use that for re-election! See the gristle on my neck? Yeah, Karl, I did that on purpose to look “criminal.” Haw haw haw haw haw!”
Rod:
Book him, Danno.
Brad:
Fry boy
Matt:
used cars.
Josh:
2006 (and ‘08) election campaign advertising fodder.
PLD:
the eyes look a little glassy.
Jed:
“Nick Nolte’s got nothing on me bitches!”
Mark (the long cut):
I think I bought a used car from that guy.
jillian:
Didn’t I see this photo up at the Post Office on the Most Wanted List?
Mikhail:
Ha!
Tom DeLay:
You silly liberals! You really think you can stop the Hammer? There’s no chance in hell! I have legions of Murka-loving, librul-hating supporters that will crush you bastards! Once we topple the liberal media and exterminate the Democrats we will unleash the Glorious Christian Cultural Revolution…and then you will all suffer the wrath of the Lord.
Eric:
So that’s why they make soap-on-a-rope!
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