George Bush’s and Karl Rove’s relationship goes back to childhood. Here we see young Georgie reinserting little Karlie’s pacifier.

I would like to think that I’m part of the evolutionary ladder, but this scenario rather belies such a theory. Waaaaaaah.

“I’ll take you down. I swear to God I will, kid.”

“Gimme that pacifier, kid — yours has a more Intelligent Design.”

From the beginning, Billy had the gut feeling that his request for a monkey wouldn’t work out in his favor.

Suck on this, white boy.

Vintage rocker feud over Sweet Neocon heats up as Jagger gets no satisfaction from Nugent taunt “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

opposable thumb this, bitch

Thanks for restoring my faith.

Can’t I have anything around here?