You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…

The hokey POKEY

Another limp-wristed Republican?

Do the Perpwalk

Great work, Tommie!

I hope he doesn’t get away with it like Rush has.

Jeez, Tom, who taught you how to hide a flask?

Na na na na, na na na na, say-a, goodbye.

“Hail To The Thieves!”

Once again Dumb proves he is smarter than Dumber by doing two things while walking, waving to the right and sleigh hand the left.

It’s the claw, THE CLAW!!!

Christ, George. Is your asshole as sore as my wrist?

“Hey Tom, there’s Cindy Sheehan and her candyass commie friends, they’re hillarious, wanna see them go apeshit? Watch this, ‘Hey Assholes! I’m still President!’”

Bush: Hey look, there’s Rumsfeld.
Delay: I wonder if he’s got that 20 bucks he ows me. Cheap bastard.

The limp wrist should come as no surprise since Tom deLay like many of the closet case latent homosexuals hiding behind their spouse’s apron strings are simultaneously hiding the West Wing. In the 1970’s DeLay was known to go to Houston area strip clubs, and on several occasions go into Houston area adult book stores. mostly on the south side of Houston along Telephone Road and off of I-45/Gulf Freeway where he was known to slip into the video arcade section to find another man to perform fellatio on him. Outrageous, and hard to believe? No, this is not fantasy but fact! There are a number of men in Houston who have first hand experience but are simply too afraid to come forward.

Hail to the Chief! Wait…. I’m the chief.