Who’s next? Brownie?

Now, you too, can harness the power of Chang!

Tibor realizes too late that the President misunderstood the purpose of a medal hanging ceremony.

Jesus, I must have fucked up royally to get this award. Where’s the dumpster?

God how I hate all you Liberal jerkoff fuckers.

The president is at a loss to explain how his tie became entangled…

have you been jerking off liberally, Matt? I’m telling.

This is the award I give out to people who don’t fight facism everywhere except where it actually exists, but actually fight facism and totalitariansim in reality and don’t spend time apologizing for it.

Bush, never having ever seen a clasp before, struggled for nearly 2 hours before simply tying the ends into a knot, allowing the ceremony to continue.