For generations, literary critics have sought to decode them.
And now, at last, the mystery has been solved.
One hundred and fifty four years after the publication of Moby-Dick, tattoologists from The Tattered Coat have succeeded in translating pictograms that Melville described as “the work of a departed prophet and seer . . . who, by those hieroglyphic marks, had written out on [Queequeg’s] body a complete theory of the heavens and the earth, and a mystical treatise on the art of attaining truth.”
A major discovery that could lead to an end to poverty, the spiritual enlightenment of millions, and peace in our time, this literary Rosetta stone has finally been cracked.
6 Comments on "Secrets of the Universe Revealed"
dave:
You got me — I thought you really went pay for a minute there:)
somegirl:
hahahahahahaha!
excellent.
Rod:
But what about the monkey? I need to hear more about the monkey.
frenchy lamour:
Rod, the monkey’s in the white house.
Actually, a real monkey would do a better job than the shrub.
Agi T. Prop:
You’re going corporate? What a shame. The man’s really got you in his pocket now.
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