09.20.05

Keep Your Eye on the Balls

The Heretik has written an excellent post about the FBI’s new “Porn Squad,” which is described in this Washington Post story:

Early last month, the bureau’s Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as “one of the top priorities” of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of “the Director.” That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

[snip]

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against “manufacturers and purveyors” of pornography — not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

“I guess this means we’ve won the war on terror,” said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. “We must not need any more resources for espionage.”

[snip]

Popular acceptance of hard-core pornography has come a long way, with some of its stars becoming mainstream celebrities and their products — once confined to seedy shops and theaters — being “purveyed” by upscale hotels and most home cable and satellite television systems. Explicit sexual entertainment is a profit center for companies including General Motors Corp. and Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. (the two major owners of DirecTV), Time Warner Inc. and the Sheraton, Hilton, Marriott and Hyatt hotel chains.

Perhaps the Porn Squad will look into this story, in which the San Francisco Examiner exposed the link between a phone sex company and a prominent conservative investment group that has links to the Bush family.

Somehow, I doubt it.

3 Comments on "Keep Your Eye on the Balls"


Agi T. Prop:

Don’t you just love it that Rupert Murdoch makes money off porn? Take that Fix News zombies!

Oooh, I’m getting some great photo-shop ideas for this story. I’ll have to wait until I get home to work on ‘em though…


ol cranky:

I don’t think it’s the balls folks will have their eyes on in this case


Thou Shall Not Suck » Misplaced Priorities:

[…] Evidence: Please tell me they’re kidding. (Hat tip to The Tattered Coat) […]


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