Coming this Fall to Bravo: Queer Eye For The Crazy Patriotic Guy

There is nothing left to say after that one, Rod. Hilarious!!

Sec. 8. — Respect for flag

No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.

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The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.

via USHistory.org

Yeah, I was going for an Evel Knievel meets MC Hammer kinda look, you know, ’cause they’re two great American heroes and patriots, plus they wore cool stuff. Too bad I couldn’t find flag gloves, though. Oh, and hey, guess what’s in the fanny pack? That’s right, little flags.

Did a Republican throw up on him?

You know, out of respect you should burn the flag when it shows wear. Quick! Get the matches!

Ted Baxter instructs Mary on the meaning of Independence Day.

“You! I know you!
When I pledged to your fraternity, you ran my pants up the flagpole!
You’ll never do that aga… um, er…

The long lost member of the Village People is discovered after being held in the basement of the Heritage Foundation for the past 30 years.

Sect. 8 Respect for the flag . . . the flag should not be worn by fat guys . . .

You see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!