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Katherine Harris Must Be Farked
Posted By Matt On 3rd August 2005 @ 22:45 In Satire, Katherine Harris | 20 Comments
Voter disenfranchisement expert Katherine Harris complained today that newspapers have artificially “colorized” photographs of her, thus damaging her public image:
“I’m actually very sensitive about those things, and it’s personally painful,'’ Harris said when host Sean Hannity asked about her image problems from 2000.
“But they’re outrageously false, No. 1, and No. 2, you know, whenever they made fun of my makeup, it was because the newspapers colorized my photograph,'’ Harris said.
(Florida Metro, via Tommywonk)
Sounds like an invitation to me.
So I’m proud to announce The First Annual Katherine Harris Colorized Photo Contest. Submit your photoshopped efforts in the comments, or by email, and I’ll highlight the best ones in a subsequent post.
Because if anyone in the world deserves a painful blow to her vanity, it’s Katherine Harris.
Let the games begin.
Update: Here is the contest
20 Comments To "Katherine Harris Must Be Farked"
#1 Comment By JLo On 3rd August 2005 @ 23:03
#2 Comment By Thom H On 3rd August 2005 @ 23:59
This from the Tammy Faye Baker look-alike for new generation.
#3 Comment By Mikhail On 4th August 2005 @ 00:12
How’s this?
#4 Comment By Agi T. Prop On 4th August 2005 @ 11:05
She’s the best drag queen I’ve ever seen.
#5 Comment By Dave On 4th August 2005 @ 11:11
Is that an Adam’s Apple I see?
#6 Comment By cookie On 4th August 2005 @ 12:13
I’d like to submit Blogwood’s fine work:
http://blogwood.com/archived/1278/harris-mean-media-manipulated-pics/
#7 Comment By Matt On 4th August 2005 @ 16:47
Agi has submitted this picture for our consideration.
Keep ‘em coming!
#8 Comment By Idyllopus On 4th August 2005 @ 18:24
I took the Tattered Coat Katherine Harris challenge.
#9 Comment By 42 On 4th August 2005 @ 22:47
here ya go: http://tunguskan.blogspot.com/
#10 Comment By koreyel On 5th August 2005 @ 01:10
Katherine?
She’s known for her fidelity…
#11 Comment By The Heretik On 5th August 2005 @ 10:58
#12 Trackback By Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda On 5th August 2005 @ 18:37
Colorized Photographs?
The Tattered Coat is currently running The First Annual Katherine Harris Colorized Photo Contest. This was created in response to the recent revelations made by Florida Congresswoman that the evil liberal media is colorizing her photographs in order to…
#13 Comment By Tana On 5th August 2005 @ 19:21
Surely no one has done a better job than the Psychedelic Republicans at making Katherine Harris, the horse-faced bitch, look more, um, intolerable to her own self.
#14 Comment By cruelanimal On 5th August 2005 @ 21:45
I wanna play. Here’s Patriot
Act Kathy.
#15 Comment By logjam On 7th August 2005 @ 00:06
Can I play too?
#16 Comment By HelenWheels On 7th August 2005 @ 14:02
How’s this?
#17 Comment By Vaughn D. Taylor On 8th August 2005 @ 17:09
Here’s yet another Katherine Harris make-up tragedy.
http://www.liberalrevolt.com/2005/08/08/katherine-harris-just-wants-to-be-pretty
#18 Comment By mark On 9th August 2005 @ 20:23
Gladly to help. Here you go.
http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/2005/08/04.html#a1342
But what about a bonus? Robert Novak says he was colorized as well.
#19 Comment By Alicia On 10th August 2005 @ 11:06
Does the winner get to give her a make-over?
Here’s my entry…
#20 Pingback By The Tattered Coat » Blog Archive » Only a Pawn in Their Game On 23rd October 2005 @ 14:21
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