Voter disenfranchisement expert Katherine Harris complained today that newspapers have artificially “colorized” photographs of her, thus damaging her public image:
“I’m actually very sensitive about those things, and it’s personally painful,'’ Harris said when host Sean Hannity asked about her image problems from 2000.
“But they’re outrageously false, No. 1, and No. 2, you know, whenever they made fun of my makeup, it was because the newspapers colorized my photograph,'’ Harris said.
(Florida Metro, via Tommywonk)
Sounds like an invitation to me.
So I’m proud to announce The First Annual Katherine Harris Colorized Photo Contest. Submit your photoshopped efforts in the comments, or by email, and I’ll highlight the best ones in a subsequent post.
Because if anyone in the world deserves a painful blow to her vanity, it’s Katherine Harris.
Let the games begin.
Update: Here is the contest
20 Comments on "Katherine Harris Must Be Farked"
JLo:
here.
Thom H:
This from the Tammy Faye Baker look-alike for new generation.
Mikhail:
How’s this?
Agi T. Prop:
She’s the best drag queen I’ve ever seen.
Dave:
Is that an Adam’s Apple I see?
cookie:
I’d like to submit Blogwood’s fine work:
http://blogwood.com/archived/1278/harris-mean-media-manipulated-pics/
Matt:
Agi has submitted this picture for our consideration.
Keep ‘em coming!
Idyllopus:
I took the Tattered Coat Katherine Harris challenge.
42:
here ya go: http://tunguskan.blogspot.com/
koreyel:
Katherine?
She’s known for her fidelity…
Here.
The Heretik:
When Katherine Harris Dreams
Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda:
Colorized Photographs?
The Tattered Coat is currently running The First Annual Katherine Harris Colorized Photo Contest. This was created in response to the recent revelations made by Florida Congresswoman that the evil liberal media is colorizing her photographs in order to…
Tana:
Surely no one has done a better job than the Psychedelic Republicans at making Katherine Harris, the horse-faced bitch, look more, um, intolerable to her own self.
cruelanimal:
I wanna play. Here’s Patriot
Act Kathy.
logjam:
Can I play too?
http://www.pensfans.com/kh1.jpg
HelenWheels:
How’s this?
Colorize this
Vaughn D. Taylor:
Here’s yet another Katherine Harris make-up tragedy.
http://www.liberalrevolt.com/2005/08/08/katherine-harris-just-wants-to-be-pretty
mark:
Gladly to help. Here you go.
http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/2005/08/04.html#a1342
But what about a bonus? Robert Novak says he was colorized as well.
http://blogs.salon.com/0001424/2005/08/05.html#a1343
Alicia:
Does the winner get to give her a make-over?
Here’s my entry…
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