“Boo hoo. Cry me a frickin’ river, you stupid Democrats. I’m here, and I ain’t goin’ nowhere. We’re going to keep killing terrorists whether you like it or not.”

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld adjusting his un-filtered glasses.

Wait while I put on my bi-focal Solipsism-Myopia spectacles. That’s better, now I can’t see anything except my own warped agenda. Cheney turned me onto them.

“Oh my God, is that Osama?? Well, I’ll be . . . wait, no, is that Saddam? Well, I’ll be . . . no, wait, wait, hmm, nothing there. I need a new prescription, seems to be happening a lot lately.”

“You know, you have to look at the view there is with the glasses you have — not the ones the majority of Americans WISH you had.”

Set glasses to rose. Check.

Hmmm, Now I see it… the missing $8.9 Billion from Iraq, right in that there Swiss bank account. Right there where Bremer said it would be!

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! i see it, I see it!
Oh wait, just another on coming train, everybody duck!

“I see dead people.”

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

Looks like good armor to me!

Looks like the world really is flat!

Is that that commie duchebag Cindy Sheehan? What gibberish is she chanting now? God she’s hillarious! I wonder if I should give her the international sign for cunnilingus, just to see if her head explodes.