Evidently, Roberts is more of a disciplinarian with 12 year old girls who eat single french fries in train stations than with his own son.

I like the “if you work for the president, you stand next to the president; if you work for the president, your wife stands next to the president,” message. Gooood family values message!

They coulda put the kid in long pants for crissake!

Look at the little girl — classic “Stepford Wife in Training” — the little boy is running around like he owns the place; what’s the little brat’s name? He’ll probably be running for president in thirty years — look close I think I see a 666 on his neck!

I blame home schooling ;)