I must say, and I do so without an ounce of sycophancy, that the President really does have the most exquisite penmanship of any man I’ve ever encountered. I mean, just look at those curlicues.

and … ok … ok … just one more stroke …come on … YES!! That’s it!! We can make bionic monkey clones to do housework!!!!

Sign my name, sign my name
You actin’ kinda shady
Ain’t callin me baby
Why the sudden change?

I gotta get me some more of them eagle rods to hang my partners on…

(sing along)A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, …………. now I know my ABCs–next time won’t you sing with me?

See? My letters are TOO bigger than my daddy’s!

Next to the X Mr. President. Well done.

(And that suit is wearing Santorum.)

G-O-, er G-E-O-G Damn it!

A-R-T V-A-N-D-E-L-A-Y. heh heh heh… oh, okay okay. sheesh.

Santorum: SHIT! He keeps mispelling his own god damn name

“Shouldn’t someone tell him he is scribbling nonsense?”

I setup a caption here, too:
http://www.clevercaption.com/98.html

If he weren’t wearing that damn shirt under his jacket, I could totally see his nipples from here …

I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
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I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.
I must not Violation Constitutional law.