When I wear this hat it makes me look….EMPLOYED!

I like to wear this when I’m making popcorn. You should wear one, too. People can get hurt. Also, Mission Accomplished.

after the military-jacket-on-the-aircraft-carrier hubbub seems to finally be laid to rest, bush again tries his hand at “when in rome…” concerning his dress. this time, instead of drawing attention to his questionable enlisted past, he just resembles the phallus with which he has been governing our country. look, his head looks like a willy.

http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/news/2402

“I swear, it was … THIS BIG!!!”

Dammit, Mr President, I wanted to be the construction worker in the Village People reunion. I thought we already talked about this.

Mr. President, since every economic idea of your’s backfires, we might want wear these for protection.

Look at the ass on that roofer over there. I’m tellin’ ya. The new crop of construction workers get hotter and sexier every year.

Do you know as President, I could have a six ton I-Beam dropped on you.

OK. Now, we’re both wearing protection. What’s next?

Device in hat. Totally hidden. No bump in suit.