“Just think, my darling, when I am President and you are First Lady we will make Scientology the official U.S. religion and live in our White House in outer space!”

You don’t have to take classes to be a Quaker. Heh.

Scientologists do it with bleaching trays.

Betty: Tom Cruise is in France to promote “The War of the Worlds.” Just sayin’…

“I bet you wish *your* fiance had removable lower teeth!”

“This is magnificent. I feel magnificent. My fiancee is a magnificent woman. You, my photographer friend, are also magnficent. Everything is indeed magnificent.”

“Don’t squirt me!”

“This is not a contractual relationship. Nobody has paid anybody to be with anybody. All parties are engaged in a spontaneous romantic adventure of their own accord. No contracts have been signed. No moneys have changed hands. This is true love. End of transmission.”