In addition to opening restaurants in China (see last post), Hooters now operates an airline. And who wouldn’t want to fly Hooters Air to a business meeting, a family funeral, or a visit with the in-laws?
Hooters Air flights are operated on Boeing 737 and Boeing 757 aircraft. The aircraft are configured with dark blue leather seats, extra leg room, and will be staffed by a crew of two pilots, 3 flight attendants, along with Hooters Girls on every flight. The Hooters Girls are provided by Hooters of America and come from the Hooters Restaurants. Hooters Girls on these flights will come from the local Hooters Restaurants in Rockford.
But hold on there, ladies. Before you rush off to join the Hooters stewardess corps, please read these important guidelines for employment:
Working for Hooters Air
Hooters Air is intensely a people business. People create the atmosphere that draw customers to Hooters Air. Accordingly, we look for highly motivated people [with cleavage] who can deliver a quality product in a carefree [ok, very carefree] atmosphere. Hooters Air demands consistency [in the size and shape of its employees’ boobs]. We believe that customers come back because we exceed their expectations in customer service, uncompromising standards of cleanliness, safety, and on-time performance [the boobs don’t hurt, either]. Accordingly, good Hooters Air managers and Customer Service Agents oversee the details, but keep their eyes on creating a consistent overall experience for our customers [as opposed to keeping their eyes on the boobs, like bad Hooters Air managers and Customer Service Agents]. It calls for the combined talents of an Airline Professional, a Hollywood promoter and a good host.
Hooters Air is intensely a people business. People create the atmosphere that draw customers to Hooters Air. Accordingly, we look for highly motivated people [with cleavage] who can deliver a quality product in a carefree [ok, very carefree] atmosphere. Hooters Air demands consistency [in the size and shape of its employees’ boobs]. We believe that customers come back because we exceed their expectations in customer service, uncompromising standards of cleanliness, safety, and on-time performance [the boobs don’t hurt, either]. Accordingly, good Hooters Air managers and Customer Service Agents oversee the details, but keep their eyes on creating a consistent overall experience for our customers [as opposed to keeping their eyes on the boobs, like bad Hooters Air managers and Customer Service Agents]. It calls for the combined talents of an Airline Professional, a Hollywood promoter and a good host.
FYI: Delightfully tacky is a plus, but Democrats need not apply.
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