Come to Hooters in China, where all of the girls have Pete Rose haircuts.

During the olmpics off-season our athletes show thier “stuff” at Hooters!

…and we still need to hire good translators, or stop drinking liberally

Hooters officials stressed that, while the Shanghai Hooters Girls may leave cleavage aficionados hungry for more an hour later, they serve familiar Hooters fare: “We’ve always insisted that the beef is in our burgers. It’s true we did have to alter our standards a little, but you try finding C-cup chicks in China — most of them are already big in the porn industry. Think of ours as quarter-pounders without cheese, or anything else for that matter.”

Wish we had some!