This week’s edition of the CNN cutup poem follows:

“Mixed Messages Sent On Yuan Reform”

Coping with your travel companion
Sleep tips for the road-weary
Kudzu helps curb binge drinking
Broken flowers and broken American dreams

Leads, twists in ‘piano man’ case
Man runs over woman after rejection
No training wheels needed
Reason for split ‘complex’

I’m definitely stressed out
It’s not like I go looking for trouble
I was duped by manager
I need a job, too

New species of rodent found
Poverty competes with woodpecker funding
Suspected mother of ‘dog’ baby arrested
Kansas looks at redesigning science

Macau plans underwater casino
Harbor melee ends in deaths
Everybody says goodbye

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