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Plus the Slippers is Clean

Posted By Matt On 15th May 2005 @ 12:13 In Fun | 4 Comments

Ever wonder what your blog would look like if Snoop Dogg was a guest poster? Check out the gizoogle translator, which takes web pages and translates them into hip-hop vernacular.

Here is what it did to some of my posts:

My version:

A fun meme . . . as Rox Populi describes it, “Fire up your player. Set to random play. List the first ten songs.”

Gizoogle version:

A fun meme . . . as Rox Populi describes it, “Fire up yo hustla. Set ta random pizzle like this and like that and like this and uh. List tha F-to-tha-izzirst ten songs.”

My version:

Reality’s a Bitch

. . . Insulting the Koran or the Prophet Muhammad is regarded as blasphemy and punishable by death in both Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Gizoogle version:

Reality’s a Biznatch

. . . Steppin’ tha Koran or tha Prophet Muhammad is regarded as blasphemy n punishable by death in both Pakistan n Afghanistan so show some love niggaz.

My version:

My God, the man is good.

Gizoogle version:

My God, tha dawg is good upside yo head.

Holla back young’n.

(via Chris Bowers)

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4 Comments To "Plus the Slippers is Clean"

#1 Comment By m&m On 15th May 2005 @ 17:13

i’m a little surprised snoop doesn’t have another word for god?? i love stuff like this…

#2 Comment By Frank On 15th May 2005 @ 18:47

Matt that is LOLizzle.

#3 Comment By Pax Romano On 15th May 2005 @ 19:20

Very funny, my site’s translation was da Shiznit!

#4 Comment By Chris On 15th May 2005 @ 20:53

I used to have endless fun playing with the Shizzolater (http://asksnoop.com/). This translator looks like a big improvement. The most fun I ever had with the Shizzolater was translating Scott McClellan’s press conferences. Must try that with Gizoogle.

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