Ever wonder what your blog would look like if Snoop Dogg was a guest poster? Check out the gizoogle translator, which takes web pages and translates them into hip-hop vernacular.
Here is what it did to some of my posts:
My version:
A fun meme . . . as Rox Populi describes it, “Fire up your player. Set to random play. List the first ten songs.”
Gizoogle version:
A fun meme . . . as Rox Populi describes it, “Fire up yo hustla. Set ta random pizzle like this and like that and like this and uh. List tha F-to-tha-izzirst ten songs.”
My version:
Reality’s a Bitch
. . . Insulting the Koran or the Prophet Muhammad is regarded as blasphemy and punishable by death in both Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Gizoogle version:
Reality’s a Biznatch
. . . Steppin’ tha Koran or tha Prophet Muhammad is regarded as blasphemy n punishable by death in both Pakistan n Afghanistan so show some love niggaz.
My version:
My God, the man is good.
Gizoogle version:
My God, tha dawg is good upside yo head.
Holla back young’n.
(via Chris Bowers)
4 Comments on "Plus the Slippers is Clean"
m&m:
i’m a little surprised snoop doesn’t have another word for god?? i love stuff like this…
Frank:
Matt that is LOLizzle.
Pax Romano:
Very funny, my site’s translation was da Shiznit!
Chris:
I used to have endless fun playing with the Shizzolater (http://asksnoop.com/). This translator looks like a big improvement. The most fun I ever had with the Shizzolater was translating Scott McClellan’s press conferences. Must try that with Gizoogle.
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