“Look Ma, No Melanin!”

West-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaid!

Disturbing Photo

Matt has posted a disturbing photo of Michael Jackson. It isn’t some photoshopped photo, or him naked (no thanks!), it is just a picture of him adjusting his jacket. Matt wants people to caption it, and I have no caption,

Shoulda had a V-8!

Guess where these hands were.

“Macaulay, do you think I have man-hands?”

“Now who wants Jesus Juice? Raise your hands!”

“Does anybody have any idea why my hands are a completely different color from my face?”

Nurse, where are my gloves? It’s time for surgery.

“Dorian Gray frowned and turned his head away. He could not help liking the tall, graceful young man who was standing by him. His romantic, olive-coloured face and worn expression interested him. There was something in his low languid voice that was absolutely fascinating. His cool, white, flowerlike hands, even, had a curious charm.”

“Take a look at these hands.
Take a look at these hands.
The hand speaks. the hand of a government man.
Well I’m a tumbler. born under punches.
I’m so thin.”

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i’m trying to smile~

michael jackson is inicent yay gigity gigity gigity

Body Guard To Michael ‘Michael..the wig…a little to the left’